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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 April 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

#13843258
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9006) - you deserved it (33058)

On 11/14/2010 at 6:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to say happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

#13842104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28135) - you deserved it (5171)

On 11/14/2010 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by sad gf -

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (27563)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (27563)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

#13829290
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30070) - you deserved it (3301)

On 11/13/2010 at 4:45pm - love - by girlwithaprob (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

#13822248
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22864) - you deserved it (8565)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:12am - love - by baconbreath=| - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13818357
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20758) - you deserved it (6672)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23300) - you deserved it (4536)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (3320)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

#13072362
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28803) - you deserved it (3758)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:17am - health - by gretel (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

#10748926
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17814) - you deserved it (52076)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

#3982111
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46117) - you deserved it (4933)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

#1050390
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41615) - you deserved it (6652)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by bluemonday - Canada (Alberta)



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