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by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by isuckasawaitress / 12/12/2011 at 12:08pm / Singapore / Work
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 1:44pm / United States / Kids
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
by Notadrinkanddriveidiot / 12/07/2011 at 9:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 4:01pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
by D / 12/04/2011 at 2:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
by djkimmaz / 12/03/2011 at 6:23am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by bad karma / 11/21/2011 at 9:34am / United States (Florida) / Health
by jocksblow / 11/14/2011 at 8:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love