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Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
by OMGraven / 02/19/2010 at 3:24am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by sucks_brah / 12/25/2009 at 2:25am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm / United States / Work
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
by Bunni / 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
by demk / 08/20/2009 at 10:51am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML
by slightlyslow / 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 9:24am / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 8:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML
by maaaryy / 01/07/2009 at 12:53am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up finding out I had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend.… Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom… Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out…