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Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML


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On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML


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On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burgled. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

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