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Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm - animals - by emma_waters23 - United States (California)
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
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On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 1:29am - love - by sausagefingers (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)
Today, I received another letter of rejection from the university of my dreams. I got it the first time, but thanks for reminding me. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 2:52pm - misc - by ThreeTimesUnlucky - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom turned off all internet access in our house because she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by Oh_So_Klassical (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)
Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by fordneagles (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
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