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Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14643) - you deserved it (49497)

On 07/11/2009 at 11:13am - intimacy - by crazyt446 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine- until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to drive, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32108) - you deserved it (3630)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17589) - you deserved it (50048)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)



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