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Lick_yer_face
  • Town/Country : UK
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  • Number of visits : 12344
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lick_yer_face : University student.

Hopefully I'll never have to post my own FML, although with me it's only a matter of time until I inevitably do something stupid.

The comments on the FMLs are pretty awful, so I hope my replies are helping the inject some sort of quality, or at least lack of immaturity.

Also: I want to lick your face. I'm afraid it can't be helped.

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Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20467) - you deserved it (235991)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30331) - you deserved it (2489)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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