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About Lick_yer_face : University student.

Hopefully I'll never have to post my own FML, although with me it's only a matter of time until I inevitably do something stupid.

The comments on the FMLs are pretty awful, so I hope my replies are helping the inject some sort of quality, or at least lack of immaturity.

Also: I want to lick your face. I'm afraid it can't be helped.

Lick_yer_face's page activity

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Fucked!<b>cornyrob</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 2:22pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:25pm

Lick_yer_face's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Lick_yer_face's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

by sheyo / 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

by Noname / 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love