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About Lick_yer_face : University student.
Hopefully I'll never have to post my own FML, although with me it's only a matter of time until I inevitably do something stupid.
The comments on the FMLs are pretty awful, so I hope my replies are helping the inject some sort of quality, or at least lack of immaturity.
Also: I want to lick your face. I'm afraid it can't be helped.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Friday 5 February 2016