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Libelle

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 838
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Libelle's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

#13929879
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (4871)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by poomaster - United States (California)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41123) - you deserved it (4235)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41123) - you deserved it (4235)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

#13822314
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34944) - you deserved it (5797)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

#13789712
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30659) - you deserved it (2495)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:22pm - health - by khaelian (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

#13646131
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48594) - you deserved it (2959)

On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44950) - you deserved it (4981)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that my dandruff issue was so horrible, that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

#13610452
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26857) - you deserved it (7503)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:24am - health - by ew - United States (Michigan)

Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

#13559030
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32977) - you deserved it (2675)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63999) - you deserved it (6056)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML

#5618007
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32763) - you deserved it (3544)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by Spanishredhead (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
714 comments

I agree, your life sucks (745171) - you deserved it (56866)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

#761091
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (6615)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

#745352
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54430) - you deserved it (69670)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

#430681
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77800) - you deserved it (3933)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:07am - work - by germx (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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