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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (3920)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6127) - you deserved it (45909)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

#14677100
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32946) - you deserved it (12289)

On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have a cold and need to blow my nose all the time. The problem is that every time I blow my nose, I get a nosebleed. When I breathe through my mouth, I have a coughing fit. So I have to choose between not breathing, coughing up mucus or blowing blood. FML

#14625013
85 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 9:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
132 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

#14043145
55 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
78 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

#14026959
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27833) - you deserved it (4932)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm - health - by leilei (woman) - Philippines

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

#14022751
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (3639)

On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

#14012574
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (2380)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
64 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
97 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

#13956105
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29198) - you deserved it (3023)

On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

#13930948
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31429) - you deserved it (4369)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany



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