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Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML

#6934422
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I agree, your life sucks (26675) - you deserved it (2511)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7412) - you deserved it (48638)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112615) - you deserved it (8480)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20957) - you deserved it (48714)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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