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Liariah
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1775
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Liariah : I'm 22 years old and I currently have 11 horses (9 Arabians and 2 Pintabians), 2 ponies, 8 cats, 2 cockatiels (an albino and a gray), 2 Australian Cattle Dogs (Blue Heelers), and a bunch of fish (African Cichlids). I'm available as a photographer, web designer, graphic designer, photo editor, and more. My web site is http://www.larahmcelroy.com

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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10855) - you deserved it (1017)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

#18943380 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (7518) - you deserved it (892)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

#18940800 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (9481) - you deserved it (747)

On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (11490) - you deserved it (813)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (9414) - you deserved it (752)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (14012) - you deserved it (4093)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (9881) - you deserved it (1006)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML

#18881598 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (8864) - you deserved it (570)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

#18878562 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (6492) - you deserved it (1063)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (11278) - you deserved it (1736)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (953) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (9480) - you deserved it (886)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (12072) - you deserved it (824)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (28851) - you deserved it (2202)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

#18750277 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (3088) - you deserved it (8517)

On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States