I'm 21 years old and I currently have 11 horses (9 Arabians and 2 Pintabians), 2 ponies, 8 cats, 2 cockatiels (an albino and a gray), 2 Australian Cattle Dogs (Blue Heelers), and a bunch of fish (African Cichlids). I'm available as a photographer, web designer, graphic designer, and photo editor, and more. My web site is http://www.larahmcelroy.com
Today, I decided to go green by using a leaf to wipe my butt after pooping. In return I received poison oak on my anus. FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 5:34pm - health - by Jazzercise45 - United States (Nevada)
Today, I started my new job. The first thing my boss says to me is that I would have to take my nose stud out as it was against company policy. I don't have my nose pierced. It's just a big white head. FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that if you fall on your butt, the cellphone in your back pocket can snap in half and embed a broken piece in your ass. I also found out that if you go to the ER, they will remove your pants with scissors and give you a bag full of blood-soaked denim and plastic as a lovely memento. FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 10:33am - misc - by Llauren (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I woke up to a loud grinding noise. I followed the noise to the kitchen, where I found my boyfriend shoving my iPhone down the garbage disposal. When I asked him why he did it, he said "It wouldn't stop staring at me." FML
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On 03/19/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by no_phone (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I saw my boyfriend with his arm wrapped around another girl's waist at the mall. He saw me, panicked, and pretended to give the girl the Heimlich maneuver. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:04pm - love - by amiugly (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)
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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by gorgeousgirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 2:20pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
