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Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 10:24am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work
Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML
by cat whisperer / 03/20/2014 at 12:31am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 3:36am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML
by ktreens / 10/19/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by EastOneTen / 10/06/2012 at 3:28am / United States / Health
by Lexiebear27 / 09/19/2011 at 11:56am / United States / Work
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