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Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43242) - you deserved it (9382)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML

#20123366
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I agree, your life sucks (7838) - you deserved it (21743)

On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML

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On 10/06/2012 at 3:28am - health - by EastOneTen - United States



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