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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Lexaeterna's favorite FMLs

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

#19243169
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29333) - you deserved it (2739)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:53pm - health - by radiating (woman) -

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (4929) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25664) - you deserved it (2850)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (233169) - you deserved it (30963)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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