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Level27chick04
  • Town/Country : Cowan, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (17837) - you deserved it (2792)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (17558) - you deserved it (3759)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (7621) - you deserved it (22550)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

#7653625 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (2621) - you deserved it (31651)

On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

#6727065 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (16173) - you deserved it (8924)

On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

#5620240 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (2413)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was at a business supply store, I decided to get my old paper birth certificate laminated so it wouldn't deteriorate further. The people working decided to wait until after it was done and I had paid to tell me that laminating a birth certificate voids it. FML

#5605552 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (22858) - you deserved it (5684)

On 10/02/2009 at 3:32pm - misc - by nonexistant (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

#5605525 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (25913) - you deserved it (1886)

On 10/02/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

#5604597 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (8922) - you deserved it (24833)

On 10/02/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by apowell5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter learned how to write her name correctly for the first time. Only thing is, she decided to practise writing it all over my body with a sharpie while I was sleeping. Works starts in 30 minutes. FML

#5602115 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (22717) - you deserved it (2960)

On 10/02/2009 at 9:39am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

#5601325 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (26057) - you deserved it (2262)

On 10/02/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by SezzyJ - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

#5600521 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (23032) - you deserved it (7564)

On 10/02/2009 at 4:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML

#5594172 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (20130) - you deserved it (1406)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by needs_another_loan (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (35609) - you deserved it (2329)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

#5588493 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (21134) - you deserved it (14260)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)