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Les52Lo23
  • Town/Country : CANADA
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Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (22767) - you deserved it (6360)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102868) - you deserved it (4208)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML

#2201893 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (9982) - you deserved it (43541)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by onlyme (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (102616) - you deserved it (14276)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

#555846 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (88237) - you deserved it (10376)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:38pm - love - by Rajin (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (16260) - you deserved it (30154)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)



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