About LellowRosexx : My name's Layna. I'm bi, got thee bestest gf ever and I wuv her so much
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Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, not long after having had my college volleyball scholarship confirmed, I broke my ankle after stepping on and tripping over a toy my baby sister had left out. No scholarship and no college whatsoever now. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention away from your acne." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 5:38pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
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