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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1370
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LellowRosexx : My name's Layna. I'm bi, got thee bestest gf ever and I wuv her so much

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today after a long discussion, mah dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML

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34 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 4:10pm - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into bedroom closet as I went to get dressed looool for work. mega FML

#17605215
55 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a brd flying off with my fish. FML

#17603044
188 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I went in to see mah piercer. He took one look at mah piercing I got a few months ago and laughd saying ( What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's even straight! ) I then had to awkwardly explain it was inded him who had piercd me. FML

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68 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 6:41am - misc - by piercingfreak (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today... I went over to my friend's ouse. After knocking on te door... I was greeted by er airy... 300+ pounds fater in is underwear. He ten ugged me.

#17602503
125 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by CooBerry3851 - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down . I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex . FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

YESTERDAY I WAS AT MY FAMILY REUNION. I'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FAMILY. I WALKED UP BEHIND MY HUSBAND AND SAID, "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE." MY HUSBAND TURNED AROUND. IT WAS MY UNCLE WEREING THE SAME HAT AS MY HUSBAND. FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I realized mah soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 12:06am - love - by bubbashrek - United States

Today , Wile Paying 4 Groceries , I Opend My Wallet To Fine Tat All My Cas Ad Been Excangd 4 Monopoly Money. Real FML

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On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

TODAY, I TOOK A DUMP WITHOUT CHECKING 4 TOILET PAPER. I THEN CALLD MY STEP DAD, WHO SAID "USE THE STUFF IN THE GARBAGE." FML

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68 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday while riding the bus , a creepy guy gave me the ( rape glare ) an another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. fat FML

#17597780
124 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

I excitedly showed mah new roommate mah pet fish. She then looool told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

#17597730
215 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to a concert!! The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention!! Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peieng on me!! FML

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101 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mrror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML

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136 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm - health - by acnebutt - United States (Maryland)



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