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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LellowRosexx : My name's Layna. I'm bi, got thee bestest gf ever and I wuv her so much

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Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25568) - you deserved it (2038)

On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML

#17612364
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27360) - you deserved it (5309)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by bobin - United States

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10895) - you deserved it (49246)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25413) - you deserved it (2576)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML

#17611743
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25253) - you deserved it (6673)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:06am - intimacy - by hopeless-.- (woman) - United States

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

#17611255
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8377) - you deserved it (33334)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (9134)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (2446)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

#17609422
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (3547)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

#17609148
137 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

#17609010
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29496) - you deserved it (2050)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:06am - misc - by Ariella - Singapore

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25998) - you deserved it (7527)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11287) - you deserved it (40672)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)



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