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Lelejames89
  • Town/Country : Tampa, Usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35849) - you deserved it (2421)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22104) - you deserved it (2535)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8249) - you deserved it (33656)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore



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