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LeimaPeru
  • Town/Country : West Palm Beach
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 September 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28457) - you deserved it (6192)

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