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Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

#21368562
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10225) - you deserved it (30835)

On 03/05/2015 at 9:32am - misc - by jlol - United States

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

#21366785
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21730) - you deserved it (10294)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML

#21366485
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (5955)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:31am - love - by sorry... - United States (Delaware)

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32828) - you deserved it (2340)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

#21365671
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29030) - you deserved it (2106)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by RadioactiveKush - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27987) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, I'm stuck in a taxi cab while the driver listens to a radio show about sex fetishes. Can't wait to look him in the eye as I pay him. FML

#21365302
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24561) - you deserved it (2384)

On 02/28/2015 at 2:53pm - misc - by jojolee68 (woman) - United States

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
230 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

#21365201
160 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML

#21364935
72 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
71 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

#21364532
72 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by MCForty (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

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59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30797) - you deserved it (2990)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)



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