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Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

#21485867
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27388) - you deserved it (2743)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

#21478146
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30084) - you deserved it (1720)

On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

#21478120
53 comments

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On 10/10/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

#21478114
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (4657)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:33am - intimacy - by Deweyboy (man) - United States

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

#21477344
78 comments

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On 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML

#21476898
108 comments

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On 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm - animals - by aishyaslife89 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

#21476750
108 comments

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On 10/06/2015 at 7:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I started a new job at a family owned business. About ten minutes in to training, the mother and father started an argument that ended in each of them storming off, demanding a divorce. FML

#21475525
40 comments

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On 10/02/2015 at 10:44pm - work - by TordNorski - United States (California)

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

#21475501
50 comments

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On 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm - misc - by scarredforlife (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

#21475453
49 comments

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On 10/02/2015 at 5:45pm - love - by FML (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML

#21475264
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27659) - you deserved it (1953)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29900) - you deserved it (2518)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

#21409756
44 comments

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On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by iamgodzilla (man) - United States (Maryland)



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