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LegitDGK
  • Town/Country : Moscow, Russia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54775) - you deserved it (4615)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (6661)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (5522) - you deserved it (47275)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495 (282)

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (26112) - you deserved it (3142)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (27272) - you deserved it (5589)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

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On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

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On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by GingaNinga - Australia (Western Australia)

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Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

#8874142 (200)

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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I peed at a urinal. This was a feat for me because I'm a nervous pee-er. It was going great until some guy walked into the empty bathroom and picked the urinal next to mine. Midway through he turns to me and says 'Nice watch.' FML

#7683691 (131)

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Itsamovado - United States

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792 (202)

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

#6933705 (80)

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On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

#6602015 (91)

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On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812 (91)

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On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore