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Legendslayer222

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Legendslayer222

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6154
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Legendslayer222 : I go here to make my own life seem less bad by comparison :P

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Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my carhen a man walking behind me told me not to be scared!! I turned around to tell him there was no problem!! He was naked!!

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (2759) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

yastarday I got a parking tickat for parking in my naighbors' parking spot. I parkad thara bacausa my naighbors wara parkad in my parking spot. maga FML

#18974809
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30616) - you deserved it (2247)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38402) - you deserved it (2380)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

2day a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to expres some solidarity, I went to send her a tereful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. real FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17584) - you deserved it (27205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped te pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, ( I love you, boo. ) FML

#18546937
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13796) - you deserved it (26564)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm - misc - by Musicfreak (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I accidentally called mah cute boss ( babe . ) I now have to pretend it'shat I call everyone, and start calling all mah coworkers ( babe . ) FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14062) - you deserved it (30625)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, mah entre family cummd over fir thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was calld. FML

#18341850
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (1906)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, I brougt my grlfriend over to er frst dinner wit my family. My gramps spent te entre dinner telling my grlfriend ow te Illuminati r plotting to take over te world and use microcips to control everyone. So muc fir being taken seriously now. looool FML

#18284255
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23265) - you deserved it (2915)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Trey - United States (Texas)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught mah eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He cummed up to me , smiled back , and said "Hi , do you have a minute fir gay rights?" real FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (7800)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44604)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus . One of the supervisors cummed up to my station an told me that I "really look like someone who, through some mracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me . FML

#17836601
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (2264)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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