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Legendslayer222
  • Town/Country : Lowestoft, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2944
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Legendslayer222 : I go here to make my own life seem less bad by comparison :P

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Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37137) - you deserved it (2628)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

#17144161
90 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30387) - you deserved it (15310)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072
130 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
424 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
161 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
118 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
258 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
361 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
100 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25313) - you deserved it (13740)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
90 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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