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Legendslayer222

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Legendslayer222

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3820
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Legendslayer222 : I go here to make my own life seem less bad by comparison :P

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Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38033) - you deserved it (5689)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38365) - you deserved it (2717)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

#17144161
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30608) - you deserved it (4546)

On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33948) - you deserved it (16411)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26426) - you deserved it (5502)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30136) - you deserved it (88344)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36409) - you deserved it (4438)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38703) - you deserved it (15588)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14693) - you deserved it (35274)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13462) - you deserved it (31795)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (47423)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37322) - you deserved it (21709)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38534) - you deserved it (6226)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29345) - you deserved it (15391)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30997) - you deserved it (11492)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)



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