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Legendslayer222
  • Town/Country : Lowestoft, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2943
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Legendslayer222 : I go here to make my own life seem less bad by comparison :P

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Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28727) - you deserved it (1816)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34707) - you deserved it (3601)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

#17207535
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11559) - you deserved it (32280)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
355 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

#17202338
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31027) - you deserved it (2565)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
210 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
112 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30715) - you deserved it (6744)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

#17171472
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22768) - you deserved it (10660)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32843) - you deserved it (7779)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32659) - you deserved it (4408)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States



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