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LegendLong
  • Town/Country : Glendale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 300
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (7163)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14868) - you deserved it (21582)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28332) - you deserved it (3107)

On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)



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