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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, in tha waa hours of tha morning I dacidd looool to maka a nakd dash to tha bathroom, unfortunataly, mah dad dacidd to do tha sama thing at tha axact sama tima . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (9161)

On 11/17/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by mydadsawsooomuch (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today..!! I pulled a muscle in my armhile wiping my butt!! mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18958) - you deserved it (30177)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I fine it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (4274)

On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)



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