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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 April 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LeftyPitcher : I be right back there to the day!

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Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

#13094289
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (2894)

On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML

#13093344
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (2841)

On 09/18/2010 at 12:21am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

#12957877
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29898) - you deserved it (2092)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by bustedfornuthin - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

#12803986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (6677)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13500) - you deserved it (34163)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

#12201000
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40027) - you deserved it (3569)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought my girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy because she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited and happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, and they put the $500 dog to sleep. FML

#12192420
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (7014)

On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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