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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 April 1980 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 637
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LeftyPitcher : I be right back there to the day!

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Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29882) - you deserved it (3168)

On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML


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On 09/18/2010 at 12:21am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33508) - you deserved it (2341)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by bustedfornuthin - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML


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On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML


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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML


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On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

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