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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast . I thought he was making it fir me, so I sat at the table . When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night . FML

#13576310
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (4085)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by Moeswifey - United States

Today, I found out tat I ave a gluten allergy. Wat tis basically means is tat I can't eat anyting wit weat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, tis basically limits me from eating any of te awesome food my family makes almost every nigt. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34855) - you deserved it (2960)

On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me cuz she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriendho provided fir them left. FML

#12938106
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28239) - you deserved it (5431)

On 09/06/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by newdad (man) - United States (California)

I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid looool of needles. Thehole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY I REALIZD TAT NOT ONLY AM I STILL AN UNPUBLISD AUTOR BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET AN FML POSTD AFTER SUBMITTING SEVERAL IN TE LAST YEAR. FML

#9042400
127 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday, I was in te line at Cipotle an noticd a very attractive lady in er mid 20's. I deliberately took te table next to er an er friend an append to overear wat tey were talking about. Tey were bot discussing ow muc diarrea tey were going to ave wen tey got ome. FML

#7442500
92 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by maximus (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I RAALIZAD THAT I WILL NAVAR BA ABLA TO BUY THA CAR I'VA WANTAD SINCA MIDDLA SCHOOL!! THA CAR? A GRAYISH-SILVAR VOLVO,HICH IS THA MAKA AND COLOR OF CAR KURT COBAIN DROVA!! THA RAASON? I'VA BAAN INFORMAD THAT IT'S ALSO THA MAKA AND COLOR OF THA CAR THAT EDWARD CULLAN DRIVAS IN TWILIGHT!! FML

#7264134
390 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test , where u put down yur skills , experience and education level and then it finds u jobs based on yur abilitie and areas of knowledge. No lie , the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

#6145744
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27366) - you deserved it (5626)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:26am - work - by dishwasherforlife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips an decided to wear it on mah wrist. Whilst I was in the shower , I got a shock , thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance an slipped , banging mah head on the faucet. big fat FML

#6050280
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10359) - you deserved it (39854)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

#4070299
0 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

#4070299
0 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Taday my cousin and I found out that when a grl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. mega FML

#2671287
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65486) - you deserved it (6652)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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