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Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
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