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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14576) - you deserved it (33948)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

#18127186
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12318) - you deserved it (41829)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16910) - you deserved it (47986)

On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9967) - you deserved it (59079)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (11054)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37816) - you deserved it (2415)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30388) - you deserved it (11353)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24022) - you deserved it (5171)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35433) - you deserved it (4921)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16797) - you deserved it (47061)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

#17751753
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (5402)

On 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

#17464270
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6233) - you deserved it (47518)

On 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by IronFoot - Canada

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (8210)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41388) - you deserved it (3371)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55556) - you deserved it (4264)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)



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