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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I Had So Much To Do, I Didn't Know Where To Start . So I Didn't . FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11962) - you deserved it (41463)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today , I walkd in on my dad introducing his stuffd gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20287) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that looool made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24353) - you deserved it (3661)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

today a therapist told me that I was too depressd to attend his depression group meetings . FML

#19520944
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (2562)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (11034)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

today I had to tell mah wife that the new ( vegan ) diet she has putted us on is not working with mah body. It's not the horrible gas , hot shits , or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (2822)

On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

Today I broke mah looool wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18829) - you deserved it (10035)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was walking to tha bus stop whan somaona slappad an innocant parson in tha faca with a fish. I was that innocant parson. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

I Had My First Kiss With The Woman I've Been In Love With 4 Two Yeres . Right As I Kissd Her, Some Guys Drove By In A Car And Threw Some Soggy Spaghetti At Me, Yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (3070)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today,hile waiting 4 mah train, I was listening to a voicemail message on mah phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger cummed up to me from behind an screamed "DELETE!" into mah ear. His voice command deleted mah message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (4227) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today... I found out that if a cop asks u if u have any weapons... an u reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing yur biceps... they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station.

#18444451
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (44432)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44080) - you deserved it (5088)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44080) - you deserved it (5088)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH MOM CALLD ME CRAZY AN TOLD ME SHE WANTD TO PUT ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL . SHE DID THIS AFTER REPEATEDLY HITTING ME WITH A SHOE . WHY? BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE . FAT FML

#18253944
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33842) - you deserved it (3298)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. mega FML

#18146930
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8823) - you deserved it (39491)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)



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