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Lead27
  • Town/Country : Casablanca, Morocco
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
65 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 3:12am - misc - by Claustrophobic - United States

Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

#20186953
120 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

#20124199
123 comments

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On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML

#20099119
83 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

#20003299
65 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML

#19987101
116 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
111 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

#19961966
154 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

#19949441
136 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 9:54am - health - by Anonymous - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
191 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
243 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
131 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
265 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
151 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States



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