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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 946
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LeFrogDog : Well hello, grab a cookie and hang around whilst I play you a tasty dittle.

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LeFrogDog's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48652) - you deserved it (7688)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43663) - you deserved it (3293)

On 05/24/2014 at 5:20pm - misc - by NaCl - United States (Minnesota)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

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