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Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
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Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 6:26am - health - by too tight (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States
Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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