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Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35250) - you deserved it (4846)

On 08/02/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by epicfail (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by neverbeenkissed (woman) - United States (New York)



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