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LaylaFurious
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 January 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About LaylaFurious : I was the bossy kid on the playground.

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22493) - you deserved it (45004)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)



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