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Laurents_star
  • Town/Country : Brampton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (19 years)
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About Laurents_star : Enjoy Hockey, Tennis, baseball,
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10353) - you deserved it (48133)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36488) - you deserved it (10651)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35903) - you deserved it (10890)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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