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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 May 1991 (24 years)
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About Laurenlove1007 : I get enjoyment out of reading how other people's life suck. Sue me.

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Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML


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On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML


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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML


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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML


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On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML


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On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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