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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 207
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laurenlove1007 : I get enjoyment out of reading how other people's life suck. Sue me.

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Laurenlove1007's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

#19770940
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19359) - you deserved it (2853)

On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42950) - you deserved it (4397)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16915) - you deserved it (30702)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31852) - you deserved it (5202)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34789) - you deserved it (4793)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

#2711154
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29157) - you deserved it (38654)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48008) - you deserved it (7815)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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