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LaurenAshleigh97
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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On 02/15/2013 at 1:07am - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by kenyaliving - Kenya

Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 3:40am - misc - by frankie034 (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)



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