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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3071
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Lauren324 : I'm a happy person who is overly obsessed with the gym :p

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Lauren324's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

#19689652
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31457) - you deserved it (5331)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

#19688596
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7919) - you deserved it (31651)

On 05/27/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by taylortotscx - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

#19113390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28548) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

#18852124
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9730) - you deserved it (28237)

On 01/19/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31111) - you deserved it (5845)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27026) - you deserved it (3792)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

#5984372
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15269) - you deserved it (25638)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60299) - you deserved it (25926)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50954) - you deserved it (8350)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

#1418497
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13508) - you deserved it (60729)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

#1418497
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13508) - you deserved it (60729)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

#1418421
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11477) - you deserved it (102041)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

#566984
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66362) - you deserved it (9854)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)



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