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LarryLobster
  • Town/Country : Temple City, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 February 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1272
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LarryLobster : I like...pointy things :D

this is no place to describe everything about me that would let you get a sense of who I am.

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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631 (523)

I agree, your life sucks (249149) - you deserved it (34310)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (154972) - you deserved it (19184)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (24650) - you deserved it (63575)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)