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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1737
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About LardZilla : My name is Tyson. I am the Master Assassin of the Assassin Order and I am a Pokemon Master hailing from Littleroot town. I have trained to be the very best like no one ever was. I have dwelled in the shadows so that I can work in the light. I have traveled the many regions of the Pokemon world and emerged with many new friends. I live by the Creed and by moral duty. Only you can choose your destiny. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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LardZilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

by phoenix101 / 05/16/2011 at 1:40am / Intimacy

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm / Saudi Arabia / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy