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LardZilla

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1446
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About LardZilla : My name is Tyson. I am the Master Assassin of the Assassin Order and I am a Pokemon Master hailing from Littleroot town. I have trained to be the very best like no one ever was. I have dwelled in the shadows so that I can work in the light. I have traveled the many regions of the Pokemon world and emerged with many new friends. I live by the Creed and by moral duty. Only you can choose your destiny. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

LardZilla's page activity

Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 6:17am<b>One_Way</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 12:54am<b>NomeDMF</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 11:23pm<b>steph2987</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:27pm<b>Supersid333</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 7:32pm<b>unknownsilver</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 2:15pm<b>theuglyone77</b> - the 02/07/2014 at 4:35pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 12:22am<b>PsychoticAsylum</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 11:18am<b>paindnsicuas</b> - the 09/18/2013 at 11:27pm<b>Looee</b> - the 05/22/2013 at 12:14am<b>mif</b> - the 04/07/2013 at 4:09pm<b>EmyB</b> - the 03/15/2013 at 12:32pm<b>Covenant74</b> - the 02/26/2013 at 10:43pm<b>Championing</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 12:22am<b>Faery_Magic</b> - the 02/10/2013 at 4:04pm<b>sweetxxsongbird</b> - the 01/04/2013 at 9:58am<b>sarajane18</b> - the 12/26/2012 at 10:42pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:17pm

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LardZilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

by phoenix101 / 05/16/2011 at 1:40am / Intimacy

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm / Saudi Arabia / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy