About LardZilla : My name is Tyson. I am the Master Assassin of the Assassin Order and I am a Pokemon Master hailing from Littleroot town. I have trained to be the very best like no one ever was. I have dwelled in the shadows so that I can work in the light. I have traveled the many regions of the Pokemon world and emerged with many new friends. I live by the Creed and by moral duty. Only you can choose your destiny. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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LardZilla's favorite FMLs
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm / Saudi Arabia / Intimacy
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now… Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach… Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got…