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About LardZilla : My name is Tyson. I am the Master Assassin of the Assassin Order and I am a Pokemon Master hailing from Littleroot town. I have trained to be the very best like no one ever was. I have dwelled in the shadows so that I can work in the light. I have traveled the many regions of the Pokemon world and emerged with many new friends. I live by the Creed and by moral duty. Only you can choose your destiny. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39581) - you deserved it (23797)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60994) - you deserved it (10489)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48437) - you deserved it (7866)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22022) - you deserved it (63577)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (14351) - you deserved it (49248)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

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