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LandoKid
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, CA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LandoKid : Basically, I am a very contradicting person. But I like coming here to read whether or not my life is better or worse. So far, I feel like I'm right in the middle. LOL!

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Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38964) - you deserved it (3311)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5328) - you deserved it (30871)

On 11/27/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by lebowski - United States (Kentucky)



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