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LandoKid

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LandoKid
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LandoKid : I like baseball, psychology, video games, and intellectual conversations. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, and... wait, this isn't a dating app! :O

Seriously, just a guy who tries to help people when possible, and likes being lazy. By the way, you look pretty amazing. Is that a new haircut? ;)

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LandoKid's favorite FMLs

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46216) - you deserved it (4216)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7065) - you deserved it (36782)

On 11/27/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by lebowski - United States (Kentucky)



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