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  • Number of visits : 500
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LandoKid : Should I write this to help me feel better about myself, or to impress people to make them believe I am way cooler than I really am? I'm a full time student, part-time grammar Nazi. I am a generally nice guy and try to help when I can. Unless I am sleepy. Then it sucks for you good sir or madam. Perhaps between the hours of 3pm and 6pm since that is a solid time I am awake.

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Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46176) - you deserved it (4212)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML


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