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Landarya
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  • Number of visits : 347
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Landarya : To sum up:
I'm a Kiwi, living in Austria.
Yep ... that's my life. Nice to meet you.

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Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22725) - you deserved it (6631) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26830) - you deserved it (2730)

On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
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I agree, your life sucks (16768) - you deserved it (2133)

On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

#5049999
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I agree, your life sucks (97157) - you deserved it (23453)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

#5049999
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97157) - you deserved it (23453)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

#5049999
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97157) - you deserved it (23453)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)



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