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Landarya

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  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Landarya : To sum up:
I'm a Kiwi, living in Austria.
Yep ... that's my life. Nice to meet you.

Landarya's page activity

Visits<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:19pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 8:37pm<b>XxOtakuDemonxX</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 2:40pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 11/30/2011 at 5:16pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:05pm<b>HappinessForFree</b> - the 02/09/2011 at 6:31pm<b>Doortje</b> - the 01/21/2011 at 7:32pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 2:06am<b>sweet_candy_</b> - the 12/28/2010 at 4:09pm

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:20am

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Landarya's favorite FMLs

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

by sandra22 / 01/22/2011 at 3:49am / Miscellaneous

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

by chelseaface / 01/21/2011 at 10:13am / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

by welly223 / 01/20/2011 at 1:01am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love