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About LanaViolin : My last name isn't violin, in case you're wondering, but I do play the instrument.
I'm pretty much a sarcastic asshole, unless you know me, to which I'll be an even more sarcastic asshole. Kidding.
I like learning languages- I speak English, Russian, Spanish, French, and am in the process of learning German.
Grammar Nazi right here, which is why I usually reject most of the FMLs I moderate. Capitalize your I's, people! If you post about your boyfriend and you're 13 years old, nobody gives a shit.
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Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML


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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by guitar_chick7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML


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On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML


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On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

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