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About LanaViolin : My last name isn't violin, in case you're wondering, but I do play the instrument.
I'm pretty much a sarcastic asshole, unless you know me, to which I'll be an even more sarcastic asshole. Kidding.
I like learning languages- I speak English, Russian, Spanish, French, and am in the process of learning German.
Grammar Nazi right here, which is why I usually reject most of the FMLs I moderate. Capitalize your I's, people! If you post about your boyfriend and you're 13 years old, nobody gives a shit.
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Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015