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LanaViolin
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  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LanaViolin : Just another average FML commenter! I never access FML off the computer so don't bother sending me any messages :)
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Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41963) - you deserved it (4796)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34039) - you deserved it (3730)

On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

#20484951
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I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (3098) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
159 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

#20016902
105 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 1:31pm - misc - by kherien (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

#19993096
184 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
212 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

#6185536
54 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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121 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by guitar_chick7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML

#4186568
131 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was in my back yard and I saw my neighbours daughter choking on something. I ran over and gave her the heimlich maneuver. It turns out her friend was recording her while she was doing her drama project for school. I broke two of her ribs. FML

#2352313
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40619) - you deserved it (11944)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by Bob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94054) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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