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by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML
by NevertheKool / 05/07/2015 at 5:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by pleasedie / 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
by CASH_NoMOMEY / 05/07/2015 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Work
by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML
by StargazeKitsune / 05/06/2015 at 8:48pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by Suicidal_Divide / 05/06/2015 at 3:25pm / United States (California) / Kids
by anonymous / 05/06/2015 at 9:36am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia / 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my new friend tried to introduce me to "American Culture," as I am new to the city. He explained what a hamburger is and how it differs from the Asian food I was used to eating. I moved from Seattle and have worked at Burger King. FML
by AsianSensation / 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML
by ShelterForTheHomless / 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…