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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1983 (32 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 2410
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LadyClarik : I am a(n):
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Music (The Violent Femmes, The Doors, Chopin, Janes Addiction, etc.)
Literature (Kipling, Wilde, Dumas, etc.)
Movies (The Usual Suspects,Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Reservoir Dogs)
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LadyClarik's favorite FMLs

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

by burntloyalty / 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States / Health

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

by Thatslife / 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Intimacy

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

by Broderick / 03/26/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 2:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

by frmitalywithlove / 01/10/2011 at 11:11pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

by snowbunny / 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm / United States / Work

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

by triplenipple / 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Health