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LadyClarik

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1974
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LadyClarik : I am a(n):
Avid reader
Girl gamer (PMS Clan)
Professional photographer

Mother
Cellist

I love:
Music (The Violent Femmes, The Doors, Chopin, Janes Addiction, etc.)
Literature (Kipling, Wilde, Dumas, etc.)
Movies (The Usual Suspects,Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Reservoir Dogs)
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LadyClarik's favorite FMLs

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

#15500531
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (2806)

On 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by burntloyalty - United States

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (7403)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

#15493729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (6637)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Broderick (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

#14541477
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26919) - you deserved it (6863)

On 01/11/2011 at 2:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

#14539284
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (3763)

On 01/10/2011 at 11:11pm - work - by frmitalywithlove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28098) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

#14534141
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40781) - you deserved it (4293)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)



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