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LadyClarik

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LadyClarik

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1983 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1474
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LadyClarik : I am a(n):
Avid reader
Girl gamer (PMS Clan)
Professional photographer

Mother
Cellist

I love:
Music (The Violent Femmes, The Doors, Chopin, Janes Addiction, etc.)
Literature (Kipling, Wilde, Dumas, etc.)
Movies (The Usual Suspects,Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Reservoir Dogs)
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LadyClarik's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48142) - you deserved it (3613)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29109) - you deserved it (4539)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21567) - you deserved it (8889)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

#17940087
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29706) - you deserved it (2180)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

#17940087
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29706) - you deserved it (2180)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23560) - you deserved it (17042)

On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (2943)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26342) - you deserved it (9928)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30913) - you deserved it (2970)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37490) - you deserved it (9703)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (4146)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40968) - you deserved it (6281)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37256) - you deserved it (3285)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38403) - you deserved it (2719)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31691) - you deserved it (7566)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States



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