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LadyBiatch
  • Town/Country : Hell, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2908
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About LadyBiatch : Been a gamer all my life, and use FML as entertainment between games. Sometimes you need a break, ya know?

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Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

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On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML

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On 11/15/2009 at 2:51am - love - by irishbitch (woman) -

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

#6301645
131 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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263 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

#2740699
360 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

#2593679
339 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

#699285
152 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:16am - work - by matte (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

#416306
90 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by webcammistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill out that sheet. FML

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18 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 6:05pm - work - by anabolic (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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70 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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60 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
63 comments

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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
60 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version



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