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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1162
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Ladiesman247 : Wanna fuck my life hard? ;)

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Today , I walked downstars , made a bowl of hot cereal , and held a full conversation with brother's grlfriend , before I finally putted two and two together and realized I hadn't putted any pants on. mega FML

#16541203
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I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (25669)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, I had to give a reference 4 a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16507) - you deserved it (27886)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML

#16263941
73 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, I Was In The Bathroom, When Someone Came Up Behind Me!! Instead Of Waiting 4 A Urinal To Free Up, He Wedged His Way In Between Me And Another Guy, And Promptly Began Peeing In My Urinal, Crossing Streams In The Process!! FML

#15207309
171 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. IT WAS THE FRST TIME IN FOUR MONTHS SINCE OUR BABBY WAS BORN, THAT I COULD REALLY ENJOY IT. AFTER WE FINISHD UP WE WALKD INTO THE LIVINGROOM,HERE MAHHITE FACD BROTHER WAS SITTING. HE SAID WE LEFT THE BABBY MONITOR ON. FML

#13687643
115 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
227 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

today I calld mah boyfriend upset because mah best friend has begun stripping to pay fir school. His response was... "Where and wat time does she work?" FML

#6765216
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29744) - you deserved it (7959)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY I DID A 3 HOUR LONG ASSIGNMENT 4 SCHOOL. I WAS BORED SO I GAVE IT THE TITLE ( F***ING ASSIGNMENT 4 A F***ING TEACHER. ) I WENT DOWNSTAIRS ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THE PRINTER WAS OUT OF INK. SO I SENT IT TO HER EMAIL THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T CHANGE THE TITLE. REAL FML

#5651382
79 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by BadStuden (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to wiggle mah boxer shorts off to get it on with mah grlfriend when mah knee hookd on the elastic band. I was anxious to get startd, so I usd force an endd up kneeing mah grlfriend in the crotch. FML

#4151663
106 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by solomantis (man) - Norway (Oslo) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, grlfriend of 2 years an I decided to have sex fir the frst time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To looool make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. mega FML

#2182938
383 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH FRIAND AND I WANTAD TO GAT SOMA ALCOHOL (WA'RA UNDAR 21) . WA WANT TO A LIQUOR STORA AND ASKAD A RANDOM GUY TO GO IN AND BUY US SOMA VODKA . AFTAR GIVING HIM $20, HA SAID HA HAD TO GO TURN OFF HIS CAR, THAN HA'D GAT US THA DRINKS . HA GOT IN HIS CAR AND DROVA OFF, WITH MAH $20 . BIG FAT FML

#1248718
424 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to return a shrt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shrt an receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, an whipped cream. FML

#873540
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16220) - you deserved it (76413)

On 04/08/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by UGH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424627) - you deserved it (67607)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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