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Today, fir the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, an I startd tereing up. Noticing my emotion, he lookd at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." an walkd out of the room. FML

#21157338
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40903) - you deserved it (6199)

On 05/30/2014 at 5:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5319)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

today I finally brought a girl home from college!! While I was making her some coffee, mah roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be mah girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome!! My date left before I could explain, and mah roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious!! FML

Today, a customar cummad into our stora and askad if wa sold "child sizad coffins"!! This isn't avan tha wardast quastion I'va baan askad!! FML

#21140459
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39365) - you deserved it (4224)

On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT MY SON AS A NEW OBBY AFTER SEIENG A PICTURE ON TE INTERNET: PUTTING REALISTIC-LOOKING STICKERS OF SPIDERS AT TE BOTTOM OF MY COFFEE MUGS. MY WIFE WAS SCARED ALF TO DEAT TIS MORNING AFTER DOWNING A CUP OF COFFEE AND TEN GLANCING TE CUP'S BOTTOM. FML

#21139841
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (4300)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by itwasathtebottomofmycoffeemug (man) - United States (California)

Today I nervously flirted with a very cute guy . Being a little overweight I rarely think cute guys will go for me . This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it . big fat FML

#21138042
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55932) - you deserved it (7148)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet . While I was on Facebook page, boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind u for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23138) - you deserved it (47824)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

#21128082
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24144) - you deserved it (35001)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML

#21122958
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40020) - you deserved it (6362)

On 04/25/2014 at 7:45pm - health - by fuck you, Jeff (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today..!! I was taking the biggest shit of my life!! When I worked the thing out..!! it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash!! I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat..!! prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong!! FML

#21111156
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36183) - you deserved it (8483)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, MAH DAD HIT HIS MID-LIFE CRISIS. WHEN I CAME HOME AND SAID HI, HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP, THEN WENT TO THE LIVING ROOM. HE THEN LIT UP A CIGARETTE AND STARTED MUTTERING ABOUT HAVING TO PUTTED UP WITH ME, THEN WENT INTO A COUGHING FIT, CUZ HE'S NEVER SMOKED BEFORE IN HIS LIFE. FML

#21110266
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41694) - you deserved it (3086)

On 04/11/2014 at 12:38pm - misc - by Cuntlette (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48091) - you deserved it (9577)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (6575)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML

#21058095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39478) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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