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Lacist
  • Town/Country : Cake, New Cake
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35531) - you deserved it (4881)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35959) - you deserved it (3730)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)



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